LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
in australia we just exchange boomerangs
How far have you gone with a guy?
Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave
Heaven must look like this
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”