suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL



joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 





Anonymous asked:
How far have you gone with a guy?

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once





awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave



myholyname:

Heaven must look like this

myholyname:

Heaven must look like this






hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet






fappuclno:

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

OMYGOD IS THAT MACKY sharnrock

fappuclno:

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

OMYGOD IS THAT MACKY sharnrock







faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”